What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.