What types of trees never get Christmas...

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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What type of sound system does a Saab have?

A Saab-woofer

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!