Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!