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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.