Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy