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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Homophonic I'm sorry...

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Gorillas in the mist

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Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.