Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.