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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)