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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!