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What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why repent?

I pented just last week.

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.