How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't we have both

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

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How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams