Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How long does guacamole last in the fridge?

Please say a year.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

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