Because someone threw a fridge at her....
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
She saw the salad dressing.
Because he fell asleep on duty.
Because Day tripped him.
Nothing. You already told her.
God bless America.
Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense