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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Why did Megan fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams