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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!