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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.