What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

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How can you tell when you have prostate cancer?

It's not hard.

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?

Tracey

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What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.