What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.