What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A snowmobile!

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.