What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Who's there! Baron! Baron who?

Baron mind who you're talking to!

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow