What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.