Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
Skelly-vision!
Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.
Wife: Your sense of humor.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.
You discussed me.
How much their husbands make
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
