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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

He didn't want to show up for the finals

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."