What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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Nothing. She's already been told.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

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Nothing, he already said it twice.

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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.