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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Widow Jokes More Widow Jokes

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.