What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow