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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

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What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!

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They know how to work under the hood!

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Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat?

How much their husbands make

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow