How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

What is Mexico's favorite sport?

Cross-country

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

World Cup Jokes More World Cup Jokes

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians