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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()