How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

Their lips are moving

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

World Cup Jokes More World Cup Jokes

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark