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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops