What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee