What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

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Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.