What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians