What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

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What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

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Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

Because a brazillian things could go wrong

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops