What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...