What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.