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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!