What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!

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Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.