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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.