What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

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Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

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What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!