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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!