What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.