What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!