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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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What did the depressed philosopher say?

I drink because I am.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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What do you call a flying Grizzly?

A bearoplane

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....