What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!