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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

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Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Where are clowns from?

Chuckleslovakia

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.