What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.