What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

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What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.