Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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What are an idiot's last words?

Hey, watch this.

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What spell does harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify