Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

The panoptijohn

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.