Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!