Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.