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Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!