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Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

How does Harry Potter do web design?

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