Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.