Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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Who always wins the insect election?

The lesser of two weevils.

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

F1 Jokes More F1 Jokes

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.