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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.