Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver