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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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How does Harry Potter do web design?

Inspecto Elemento

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver