What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.