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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.