What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery