What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.