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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had