He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
Their scared they'll say something nigative
Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
It doesn't just happen the once.
T-shoes!
Puss in boots!
Front-end
None, its a hardware issue.
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.