He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it
She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
Coink! Coink!
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!
Because they would crack each other up.
He wanted their soles.
You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.
None, its a hardware issue.
Because they're not afraid of committing.
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.