What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

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What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.