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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.