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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.