What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

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2B or not 2B?

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ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.