What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.