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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

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Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.

What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut?

An -tuary!

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.