What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

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Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.