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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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It smells like teen spirit.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.

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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk