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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.

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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk