What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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I, 4-1, know we won't win.

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Don't worry he'll let you know

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.