What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk