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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?