What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.