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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

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What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.