Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.