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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

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They're starting to get quite dark

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.