Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.