Acquit Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

How does french cheese expire?

From age

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

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Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!