Acquit Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Expire Jokes More Expire Jokes

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

How does French cheese expire?

From age

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.