Acquit Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

How does French cheese expire?

From age

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service