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Acquit Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

And

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

Billy Joel Jokes More Billy Joel Jokes

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.