Acquit Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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Expire Jokes More Expire Jokes

Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

How does French cheese expire?

From age

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor