It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
To prove that he was framed!
Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.
Crossfit
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
A Snapping Turtle
Because the owner will tell you
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
He's always nailed to the boards....
