What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is a carpenters dream girl?

Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft