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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West?

Because he was a Tidal exclusive.

Who's there! Cameron! Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."