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Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

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Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"