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Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!