Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What does a plankton name its dog?

Phyto.

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What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish