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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant