Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs