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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10