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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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Where do you find an enlightened mosquito?

In Bhuddapest

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers