Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)