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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

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What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

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Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

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What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP