What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip