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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

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Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!