What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip