What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

Why are Batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

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What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip