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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

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Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!