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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

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What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9