What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.