Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe