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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.