Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.