What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe