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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him??

Will i marry you?

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.