Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe