Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
Nun is better!
In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
Because she had an interest in the principal.
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
Cantaloupe
He told her he *can't elope*.
Melon-collie!
It was a cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe!
