What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

Www.AshleyMadison.com

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA