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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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About 60 pounds.

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope