When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope