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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.