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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer