What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why don't ants get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies

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What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!