What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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Heifer-weizen.

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What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?