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What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!