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What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

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What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?