What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

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What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

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What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?