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What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!

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What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.