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What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM