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What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.