What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

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What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)