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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.