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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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What's worse than finding your dad's fleshlight?

Finding his blacklight.

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

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What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

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What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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What does Pluto say?

Ewww delete it

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.