Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!