Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!