Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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What does Pluto say?

Ewww delete it

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!