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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.