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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!