Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!