Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

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What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!