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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!