What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!