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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.