What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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What do kings call musical chairs?

A Game of Thrones.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone