What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!