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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What do kings call musical chairs?

A Game of Thrones.

Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!