What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.

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How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

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What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.