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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!