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What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.