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What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.