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Vasectomy Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down