Vasectomy Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut