He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
A no-bell prize
They say he made a mint.
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
Banks
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Because open balls are in his neighborhood
They don't like to get that far from the table.
Jogging home from your vasectomy.