How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.