How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Jog Jokes More Jog Jokes

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.