How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Jog Jokes More Jog Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.