How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

Jog Jokes More Jog Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.