What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

How do you organise a party in space?

You planet.