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What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.