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What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

How do you organise a party in space?

You planet.