Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

Because their schedules are so flexible.

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Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.

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What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

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What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.