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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

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How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

Nba Final Jokes More Nba Final Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7