Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
By counting Kylereese.
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
A. Lesbi-hens
A happy pit bull.
A large pizza can feed a family of 4
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!
Always tip your server.
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
A caterpillar
Probably not a planned child.
It got shelved.
He puts down the three and carries the one.
Hodor?
Fast and Furious 7
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
He has a no-trade Claus
The NBA
Anything with curry in it.
He didn't want to show up for the finals
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
