Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
They all lost their hearing
Big bo peep!
2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.
A happy pit bull.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
I don't know.
They both want to pull 1 over on you.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
My hand.
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
Tell him your plans.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.
Because 7 ate 9.
The Galaxy note 7
The NBA
He didn't want to show up for the finals
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
