Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
There was a thread months ago but i lost it...
It was a shih-tzu
Let's just be cousins.
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Triangull
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
Because in charge Yoda was.
Because 7 8 9
They can'telope!
Plastic Surgery.
6
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
Because 7 ate 9.
The NBA.
The NBA
The Flosberry Flop.
He didn't want to show up for the finals
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.