Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Whoever wins...we lose.
Because he lost interest.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
Quatro cinco
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
Always tip your server.
About 5 drinks
Invisibility
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
Because he cantaloupe.
Cuba
Because 7 ate 9 out
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
The NHL playoffs
Denver Nuggets
The Flosberry Flop.
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
