Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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What's in a Paul Walker shot?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

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Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

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June, July, and August.

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Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.