What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

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How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.