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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.