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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!