Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.
The punchline is too long.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Truth or Darren Wilson.
This did not go swimmingly at all
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
Licence and registration please.
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