What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!