Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.
Licence and registration please.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
She peed her pants (read out loud)
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
The registration of the car that ran him over!
The boron.
O'Pressors
Officer -Sir, get out of the car.
Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.
A.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
A leave of Absinthe.
