Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.
How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.
300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."
Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost
