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Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

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Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.