Chris Christie Jokes

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What birds are found in Portugal?

Portu-geese!

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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Appreciate Jokes More Appreciate Jokes

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".