Chris Christie Jokes

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?

The US Presidential Campaign!

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What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

Who's there! Candace! Candace who?

Candace with love!

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What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

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What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?

The US Presidential Campaign!

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.