Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

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