What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

It wooden go

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see