What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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What number is higher than infinity?

420

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.