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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.