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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow