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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

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What did the Chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.