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Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

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Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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What's delaying the Polish space program?

Development of a working match.

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract