Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

How do you make Polish sausage?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

Polish Person Jokes More Polish Person Jokes

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie